10 rules on dating my daughter

Any type of romantic movie theme is strictly prohibited. Rule #9 If you lie to me about anything I will find out.

Even though I may seem like an out of touch, “old geezer” I will find out the truth and trust me, I do know how to Google someone.

Rule #1 If you plan on taking my daughter on a date and come to my house and honk your horn or call her cell phone you'd better be the UPS man, because you are not picking anything up.

Rule #2 If you touch my daughter be prepared to have removal of the touching limbs from your body in any such way that I feel appropriate.

Ordered an adult 2X for my husband and when it came in the mail it fit my daughter who is an adult small. Didn’t make it right now I am stuck with a useless shirt that my husband can’t wear.

My poor granddaughter does not stand a chance with her Daddy.

Chris Coons said during a Senate Committee hearing following the conclusion of the investigation.

“The fact that the Kremlin was able to invest million in the dissemination of Tweety Bird exhibiting a devil-may-care attitude next to a list of threatening ground rules for dating someone’s daughter speaks to a larger threat to American democracy.”It’s absolutely chilling that a foreign government had this much control over our social media.

Rule #8 Events or places that you may not bring my daughter on dates: Places where there is any dim lighting or anything softer than a concrete wall.I realize that you are just following the latest trends because you aren’t original in your choices so let’s come to a negotiation: You may come to the door with your under clothes showing and your pants too big or too small, and I will not comment.However, to make certain that your clothes do not accidentally slide off or spontaneously explode off your body due to being too tight, I will take my staple gun and fasten your jeans snugly in place to your waist.This alarming number includes a massive Election Day push, meaning that this Kremlin-sponsored image may have been the last thing many voters saw before casing their ballots.By the time the polls closed on November 8, it’s estimated that more than 12,000 Facebook users had posted laughing face emoji on the Kremlin’s Tweety Bird meme, and that more than 20,000 people had posted comments beneath the image either tagging their friends or voicing their enthusiastic agreement with the items included in the “10 Rules For Dating My Daughter” list.

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